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CHELL NO

OH MY GOD NO no no no 

no no no not sniper why 

NO COACH.

I DON’T WANT TO BE KILLED BY COACH

((Did you eat his chocolate?))

Ralph and Felix are after me…not so bad.

Raiden and Liu Kang… I’m totally screwed

((I believe if that happened, Scout, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Sniper, and Spy would after me… Well, I’ll be dust.))

((…Vanellope von Schweetz.

Huh.))

i’ve got batman coming after me

cya peasants

at least he doesn’t kill

slenderman

excuse me while i proceed to rip my diCK OFF

Am I the only one who got lucky to only be chased by 4 centimeters of the terror known as Olimar? 
… Well, unless he has his Pikmin with him, then I imagine the whole little-people-tying-up-normal-sized-people situation while screaming “Giants!”…

Persona 4 Arena so…

Why is Yu Narukami hunting me down. What did I do to him.

Last game I played was DesireDriven………..

So basically the UFO and Ten Desires cast are after me.

Fuck.

Uh… I don’t think there is a main character, but I was playing as a monkey wearing a jetpack wielding a laser and carrying bombs.

I am being hunted down my Sheriff Lonestar, space cowboy single-handily responsible for wrangling the entire race of Bovinians who cloned him, shortly before taking a rocket ship and going mercenary.

(Source: thedumbestmoron)

aligatueur:

ameliated:

bad-dominicana:

skepticamongthefaithful:

kemetically-afrolatino:

source 1; source 2; source 3; source 4; source 5

WELP.

Stop what you are doing.

Read those.

Right now.

I’ll wait.

If you don’t want to read, I’ll explain the key bullet points, but please read them afterwords:

This is not “we didn’t protect him enough.”

This is not “the government screwed up some random detail or accidentally let his killer loose.”

The 111th Military Intelligence had a team taking pictures of his balcony during the assassination.

They brought in a Special Forces 8-Man Sniper Team from the 20th.

Memphis Police withdrew their regular protection detail from him.

A jury of 12 people, six black and six white, found the United States Government guilty of conspiracy to commit murder.

YOUR GOVERNMENT. MY GOVERNMENT. THE GOVERNMENT OF, BY, AND FOR THE PEOPLE, SHOT AND KILLED DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING. And the media never reported the case.

MLK was ASSASSINATED. By a government YOU PAY FOR.

I hate those posts where someone tries to pressure you into reblogging. I almost never ask you to reblog.

This shit is important.

Reblog this. I don’t care what kind of blog you have. I don’t care what you normally talk about.

Reblog this.

o h  f u c k

It was a wrongful death civil lawsuit. While a conspiracy was suggested and may have created the dynamic for a guilty finding, it wasn’t directly proven. OJ Simpson was never found guilty for murder, but he was found liable in the death of the alleged victims.
In this case, it might have been for pulling the security detail, but that alone doesn’t actually prove that anyone was criminally responsible.
(I just wanted to provide some perspective and it’s unfortunate that King was assassinated. His legacy is a great thing, even if we still have much to work for. This is news that should have been more widely reported, but it also needs to be put into context.)

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maleyoda:

How deep was that? Her whole body disappeared.

its the G A T E W A Y  T O  S A T A N S  L A I R

did i reblog this already? i don’t even know. fuck it, here you go.

dead. 

Where. Did. The. Body. GO?!

OMG LMFAO I CAN’T, I’M CRYING, THIS IS SO FUNNY. LMAO I’M SUCH A BAD PERSON HELP

Am I the only one that, seeing the “it’s the Gateway to Satan’s Lair” comment, images Satan just sitting on his throne of skulls chilling when suddenly this girl plops in from above and he goes “What the fuck?” while sipping his blood-of-the-innocents martini or…?

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(Credit goes to  hrmphfft and redemtiondot) I hope one day there is just a pile of bodies and a very frustrated Satan.

Ok, this is now THE BEST post EVER!

yes I was looking for the two together on one post!

I think there was still something missing on the 2nd follow up pics… here the third missing pic :

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OMG THIS JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER! XD!!

it got better

Where’s the dude from Pitfall?

(Source: brisasmith)

dreamworks animation studios are pretty bad amirite

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they never make any good movies

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mmmhmm all their movies suck

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no emotional centerpiece at all nope

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or good messages for kids yeah only dumb jokes

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and they have no aesthetic appeal at all

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yeah they’re all super ugly compared to disney or pixar or whatever right

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yeah dreamworks is really lame

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My problem with Dreamworks is with individual films. For example, Shrek contains a sweet story buried knee-deep in pop-culture references that were old when it came out; the promotional materials were about a burping and farting ogre and a princess who does bullet time karate. Frankly it reminded me of Family Guy for kids, and the punchline is that Lois turns into Meg at the end.

Personally, I think El Dorado and Prince of Egypt were both beautiful concepts that came out of risks.

Dreamworks is hit and miss when they’re creating original work, and I think it’s because they’re afraid of exploring, be it for financial reasons of otherwise. It’s kinda like watching someone who confuses the audience by playing perfect piano while talking about how lame piano is between songs.

(Source: alexanderperchov)

Principled Puppetry (Stuff you probably know)

Background:

This is a draft I used today in a workshop I assisted with. It’s quite bit rough, but I thought I’d share some of it.

A lot of it is based on observations of other kinds of puppetry, as well as what I’ve found works for me The general concept is heavily inspired by animation principles, as I regard puppetry as a form of animation.

Here goes…

Posture

Simply speaking, your arm is now a backbone, and characters need good back health. Avoid slouching and leaning; these will turn your character into a doll. Most of your focus as a puppeteer will be on your own puppet, and it’s your responsibility to ensure that your puppet remains your character. In most of what you’re about to read, I avoid using the word puppet because as long as your puppet is on, they’re your character.

Eye Focus

Eye focus helps to define your character’s consciousness and emotion. Having physically consistent eye focus between characters also promotes the idea that they’re attentive and engaged. As a general rule, the only time eye focus should be different is if a character is taller or shorter than other characters (to create a different height), or if the character is performing a motion that requires them to change focus, such as when bending over to look at or pick something up.

Make sure that your character acknowledges the other characters around them. You can do this by maintaining some eye contact with other puppets. As a performer, keep your focus on your character, periodically looking at the other characters around you. It also helps to look at the other performer.

The only time I ever look into the audience is when I need to make sure my character’s focus is on someone from the audience is speaking to the character. I admit, I also look for feedback from the audience in the form of smiles, but that’s not required.

Lip-synch

Lip-synch creates the illusion that a character is speaking.

There is no single “proper” way of moving your hand, but your puppet’s mouth should open and close on every syllable, and the upper part of their head should not bob back (or “flap”). If you find that you can’t hit every beat, try speaking slower. Once you’re able to synch up at a slower rate, you can begin experimenting with faster speech.

Practice

                You need to build stamina, strength, and skill. The only way to do this is with a puppet on and some way to see what you’re doing. Start singing your favourite karaoke hits, and if not that, then simply mouth-synching to your favourite songs. Experiment with arm movements, and try new inflections with your voice. It’s not too hard to create a character with any one of these actions, but pulling them together can be hard work, and it’s up to you to co-ordinate them.

                Make your first audience a mirror, and focus on your character. Remember that the audience can be distracting, so avoid looking at yourself and for crying out loud, look at your puppet!

stfuconservatives:

Feminism, as seen by white men.

Looks more like fetishism to me.

Am I supposed to laugh and say “lol its so true”? Why not focus on the movement by defining it and helping people to understand it instead of posting trite commentary about people who you believe don’t get it?

Some of us accept that white male privilege is a thing, yet there’s only so much an entry-level sales guy with little influence can do except be the best example that we can be and to be as respectful as we can be, whether it’s at work or among friends.

Maybe you meant to say “Rich, White males”, in which case, I ask: how does alienating that group help further the cause? Generalizations propagate the problem in the first place.

It’s still difficult for a straight, white male to say “I’m a feminist” without some peers suggesting that they’re probably less of a man for it. If feminism’s goal is to promote equal rights for women, it would benefit from having men understand it, rather than fear it or be mocked by it.

Toronto Comic Jam

Howdy folks,
I thought this would be a good place to promote one of the cooler scenes I recently hooked up with. The Toronto Comic Jam is a group which meets on the last Tuesday of every month - all are welcome - and it’s a really neat concept where artists of all skill levels are invited to pick up incomplete pages and add to them, collaborating on short stories.

It kinda reminds me of Improv in comic form, and it’s not just about the jam. I’ve seen artists working on their own projects, making sketches come to life through inks, as well as meeting published professionals and checking out their portfolios. It’s a little intimidating for me - I’m not much of an artist - but there’s no pretense nor expectation beyond bringing your own pencils and inks.

Check it out @ The Cameron House at 408 Queen St. W., just west of Spadina, and learn more about it here and here.

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zeyshin:

this is literally, LITERALLY the stupidest thing i have ever heard

hoooly shit

oh my god

w……………..

what

IM GOIGN TO FUCKIGN SHIT

WHAT??!??!
THE?!?!?!?
FUCK??!?!?!!? 

guys that means

we are all pregnant right now

or we are not pregnant

we are literally carrying schrodingers baby

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!? THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!

*ANGRY PTERODACTYL NOISES*

IM KINDA STILL HUNG UP ON SCHRODINGERS BABY

sorry but that schrodingers baby comment

:|

Virgin men everywhere are now live in fear of paternity suits!
#tryingtoinjectalittlehumourintoabadsituation

(Source: jotarokujo)

kerogero:

michaeljruocco:

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hensonthings:

We will never forget the joy you brought to our lives. The world has lost a great man and will never be the same. Rest in peace Jerry Nelson. You will be truly missed.

You may not recognize his face, but you recognize the voice.
Jerry Nelson might have been THE voice of the Muppets.

Jerry Nelson was never an extremely MAIN Muppet Show character, but he would sing almost every song that WASN’T sung by the main cast. His voice had an amazing range, and had an EXTREME twang to it, just like a guitar. Hence why he was Floyd Pepper, and Emmet Otter as well.

Here’s a list of some of the main Jim Henson characters Jerry lent his amazing voice to, though this is an EXTREMELY watered down version of his voice talents. Let us Count them.

The Muppet Show
Floyd Pepper
Robin the Frog
Camilla the Chicken
Lew Zealand
Dr. Strangepork
Uncle Deadly
Pops
Crazy Harry



Sesame Street
The Count
Snuffleupagus
The angry looking head of the Purple Two-Headed Monster
Herry Monster
Sherlock Hemlock
The Amazing Mumford
Biff
Mr Joshnson (the blue bald man Grover always messed with)




Fraggle Rock

Gobo Fraggle
Pa Gorg

Jerry Nelson was an amazing man. And while his characters have long since been recast, his voice will never be forgotten.

Thank you for my childhood, Jerry.

Jerry Nelson
July 10, 1934 - August 23, 2012

I grew up learning from the likes of The Count on Sesame Street, I watched the Muppets and Fraggle Rock constantly, and I watch Emmett Otter every Christmas. Jerry Nelson was a big part of my childhood. 

My brother’s going to be really sad to hear this :(

Jerry Nelson’s characters are legends. He had an excellent voice and a great sense of subtlety that existed in each of his characters. As a Fraggle Rock fan, seeing him with Gobo and realizing that he’s passed really hurts inside.

Everyday the world begins again…

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Rabid Idiot Brony: mjolkk: Rebloggable rage post, as requested. Missy: This is what is so…

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mjolkk:

Rebloggable rage post, as requested.

Missy: This is what is so aggravating about…

I’m just going to preemptively say that freedom of speech is one thing. A sense of tact, decency and self-awareness is another. If you want to say or do stupid things, please say it in a context that won’t make a community look bad. Do it in a parking lot or a locker room or some other place where you’re far and away from other people.

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Cartoon Hangover & Too Cool! Cartoons FAQs 



You want to make a cartoon short for Cartoon Hangover and Too Cool! Cartoons? Here’s what you need to know.

How do I pitch? 

To get a Too Cool! greenlight, we’ll ultimately need to see a brief pitchboard —not a full storyboard— of your short. Thumbnails, more or less. Most of the dialog should be there. We like to consider ourselves as fresh viewers, and shouldn’t be concerned with any sort of the more traditional pitches including bibles and so forth. That said, we’ll look at anything to get the ball rolling and help you out however we can.

What if I have an idea and I’m not an animator? 

We’d still love to hear your idea. If we all agree in the potential, we’ll be happy to introduce you talented cartoonists whom we admire.

May I submit a cartoon I’ve already completed?

For pitching purposes, sure, but it’s important that the cartoons we release are all Cartoon Hangover originals.*

Where will the cartoons be produced? 

Frederator Studios will produce the shorts for Cartoon Hangover. In the past, our cartoons have been produced in Burbank, Korea, Indiana, China, Glendale, New York City, Tokyo, Glendale, Italy, Hawaii, Venice Beach, and so on.

You’ve worked with so many great creators over the years, will there be room for people like me that you don’t already know? 

We pride ourselves in being open to new voices and ideas. Over 90% of the shorts we produce are from creators we’ve never worked with before.

What rights do I keep? 

You own all your character rights, Cartoon Hangover owns the produced film.

Before any production starts, we will negotiate a contract with you that will detail your participation in production and what you’ll be paid in salary and royalties.  

What if I have an animation idea that doesn’t work for Cartoon Hangover? Is that all you’re interested in? 

We’re interested in hearing about any animated idea you’ve got for television series and animated feature films.

How do I pitch? How do I find out more? 

Email Eric Homan at eric@frederator.com. He’ll guide you from there. Eric’s worked with some of the world’s greatest creators, first timers and veterans alike; you’ll be in good hands.

Thanks for reading this far. We’re looking forward your ideas, and hope you’re as excited about Cartoon Hangover and Too Cool! Cartoons as we are.

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* If you have your own YouTube channel, we’d love to have you join our network for distribution. You can write to hey@frederator.com for more information. 

Posting this because I’d love to see what new animators can bring. Power Puff Girls and My Life as a Teenage Robot are among a couple of titles which started life as ideas in an independent and unsigned cartoonist’s head and which ended up launching animation careers through this kind of program.
Even if you’re not an animator, check it out! It’s a really cool program that more people should know about!

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